I have just created this category - once my wife and friends get to know it could get busy.
Question:
Did you know that cats only condescend to live with humans because no-one has yet invented a tin of food that can be opened by a paw?
Statement:
Dogs have owners - Cats have staff.
I am told that a cat can run at at a speed of 31mph over a short distance.
ReplyDeleteMine can't he's got too old and fat.